1. Don't decide this is the perfect time to clean the house. This is no time to be vacuuming baseboards.
2. Don't come home for ANYTHING, including food. You will inevitably be called to the couch where your nap will last much longer than the timer you set.
3.Do not accidentally leave your computer at home and discover your mistake once you get to the library. This will most likely result in #2.
4. Absolutely do not try to talk to people. You are in a reclusive state that not even you realize. No one understands what you are saying.
5. Avoid drinking multiple Red Bulls. This will definitely "give you wings" when all you need to be doing is concentrating. Potentially, you could arrive back at #1.
6. Do not look at Facebook, blogs or again, talk to anyone (especially your family if they happen to be at the beach.) It will result in you feeling sorry for yourself, depression and a general questioning as to why you are studying.
7. Please do not leave the house without checking your face. Inevitably, there is some sort of food or drink plastered to it that no one is going to tell you about.
8. Similar to #7, do not take your stress out on your face. If you can't see the pimple without a magnifying mirror, the rest of the world (which you are avoiding anyway) probably can't either.
9. Do not feel badly about yourself because when you wake up, your hair automatically forms a ponytail before you brush it. This too shall pass.
10. DO attempt to avoid massive emotional breakdowns. They scare your husband, your cat, and only one of them has made a commitment to you for better of for worse.
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